Captain America Civil War Script Apr 2026

You’re not funny, Clint.

👉 Drop a 🔥 if you’d watch this version. Would you like a instead, or a fake leaked scene for a specific character?

(to Steve through glass) At least I didn’t have to watch Infinity War .

Not now, kid.

(wearing sunglasses indoors) Look, I’m retired. Again. But someone had to bring the comic relief.

(in high-pitched excitement) Mr. Stark, can I do the thing now? The web thing?

(silent, staring at Bucky)

Nat—

Not yet.

Too late. Go team weird beard. FADE TO BLACK. captain america civil war script

…I’m telling May.

I can’t.