Buffaloed 2019 Apr 2026

“Your Honor,” Peg began, “the motorcycle in question was purchased with funds stolen from my mother’s nursing home fund. I have bank statements, a sworn affidavit from a psychic who saw the whole thing, and a photograph of the defendant wearing a T-shirt that says ‘I ❤️ Fraud.’ The shirt is arguably the strongest evidence.”

“Spring in Buffalo is just winter lying,” Peg said. “No deal.” buffaloed 2019

“That’s service ,” Peg had replied. “I saved two spots for people who actually need them.” “Your Honor,” Peg began, “the motorcycle in question

The first call came within an hour. A landlord whose tenant had vanished with six months’ rent and the building’s copper piping. Peg took the case for fifty percent. By Friday, she had the money, the piping, and a signed confession that the tenant had also stolen a snowplow. She sold the plow back to the city for twice its value. “I saved two spots for people who actually need them