The Cheats Guide To Instant Genius Today

If someone asks, “Do you understand quantum entanglement?” Do not say yes. Do not say no. Say: “I find the anthropic framing of that question to be a little dated, don’t you?”

Walk away. You have won. You are a genius.

(Disclaimer: The Cheat’s Guide does not guarantee actual intelligence, only the strategic appearance thereof. For actual genius, see Chapter 12: ‘Hire a Quiet Nerd to Follow You Around.’)

Here is your first, most powerful maneuver: the cheats guide to instant genius

Most people think genius is about knowing things. That’s a trap. Knowing things takes years. Appearing to know things takes seven seconds.

Chapter 7: The "Three-Deep" Nod

The core principle of Instant Genius is . A fool opens his mouth and removes all doubt. A cheat opens his mouth to change the subject before anyone realizes he’s clueless. If someone asks, “Do you understand quantum entanglement

They will spend the next ten minutes apologizing to you .

You thought Anaximander was a dinosaur.

Never answer the question. Change the axis of the debate. You have won

You are at a cocktail party. A physicist says: “Dark matter doesn’t exist; it’s a math error.” Do not: Argue physics. You will lose. Do: Sip your drink. Look at the ceiling. Mutter: “Cute. Very 2019. But what’s the ontological cost of that elegance?”

Someone mentions a topic you have never heard of. Let’s say: “The pre-Socratic flux of Anaximander is really just a recursion of the void.”