--- Shahd Fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 Mtrjm -

Here’s a short piece written in the spirit of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008), channeling the voice of Georgia Nicolson—diary entries, dramatic teen angst, and all—plus a nod to “mtrjm” (mate, ready, join) as a call to assemble the Ace Gang. Operation Perfect Snog (MTRJM Edition)

Subject: MTRJM Message: EMERGENCY. SNOGGING CRISIS. Meet in my shed in 10. Bring lip gloss and honesty. --- shahd fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 mtrjm

Status: Dying of humiliation. Again.