Scary Movie Hindi -

"Then... Uber driver late hai."

"Probably just the wind."

"Arre, flash se meri energy khatam. Bye."

(opens tiffin) "Maa ke haath ka paneer. Ghost ko bhi pasand aayega." Scary Movie Hindi

They call a fake tantrik— (who charges ₹500 for "Google Pay exorcism").

Mohan Jo Jo starts crying.

"Haan! But add a 'dhishum dhishum' background score." Ghost ko bhi pasand aayega

"Sorry bhaiyya. But aapki entry lighting bahut weak hai. Koi jump scare nahi."

They take a selfie. Mohan Jo Jo smiles for the first time in centuries. The flash drains his remaining spiritual battery.

The End... until the sequel: 'Andhera 2 – Ab aur bhi Andhera' But add a 'dhishum dhishum' background score

Baba arrives with a coconut, a chicken, and a Bluetooth speaker.

(faints) "Bill bhej dunga."

As they enter, a rusty door creaks open by itself.

Andhera: The Night the Lights Went Out (and never came back)