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On the forty-seventh loop, Santa blinked and said, “Margaret? Why are you hitting me with a spoon? And why do I taste cranberries?”

“HO HO HO,” it buzzed, jerking to life. “I AM SANTA. PLEASE INSERT COOKIE.” Santa Claus in trouble... again- Free Download

“He’s done it again,” sighed Kringle, the Head of Logistics, rubbing his temples with his tiny, mittened hands. On the forty-seventh loop, Santa blinked and said,

Kringle couldn’t argue with that. He just sighed, and added a new page to the binder: “Scenario #127: Temporal Collapse – Solution: Robot Double and a Spoon.” “I AM SANTA

“MERRY CHRISTMAS. YOUR TOYS HAVE BEEN TESTED FOR SAFETY. DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE TIME LOOP. ENJOY YOUR HOVERBOARD. BEEP.”

And amazingly, it worked. Santabot 2.0 flew off into the night, dropping presents with mechanical precision. It didn’t stop for milk and cookies. It didn’t check if kids were sleeping. It just buzzed, “HO HO HO. NEXT HOUSE IN 4.3 SECONDS.”