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DAVE It’s a system , Steven.

SON (15, hoodie, looking exhausted) sits on bed.

Dave pulls a sock from the hamper. Sniffs it. Writes on a clipboard.

DAVE (Squints) That’s chaos talk. You want chaos? I’ll bring back the chore wheel. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

Dave leaves.

SON Please no.

DAVE (Clutching chest) Then she gets the silent treatment until she apologizes to the hanger. DAVE It’s a system , Steven

DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner.

Son stares at camera (or audience).

DAVE (40s, buzz cut, cargo shorts, clip-on sunglasses around neck) stands arms crossed. Sniffs it

SON Dad, they just fall in there.

It looks like you’re trying to generate or request a specific with the title/format: "-NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -…" Since Pastebin often hosts raw text scripts for skits, animations, or YouTube sketches, here’s a short original script written in that style — a “weird strict dad” comedy scene, formatted for Pastebin-style sharing. Title: Weird Strict Dad – Bedroom Inspection Style: Short comedy skit Tone: Absurd, overbearing, strangely specific rules SCENE START

SON That’s not how points work.

DAVE (Slow, dangerous whisper) Who… turned the purple hanger toward the wall?