"Cut!" she screamed.
As the credits rolled—over shots of Pablo crying in the corner, Betty selling the gelatin shots to a rowdy group of Neanderthals, and Señorita Piedra arm-wrestling Vilma for the last brontosaurus burger—a title card appeared:
Maribel smiled, revealing a retainer made of diamond. "Surprise, mi amor. This wasn't your bachelor party."
Everyone froze. The music stopped. Señorita Piedra stepped off Bambam's lap.
Note: The "XXX" in the title suggests an adult, raunchy comedy version of The Flintstones, so this story is written in that over-the-top, parody style—full of stone-age double entendres, ridiculous situations, and adult humor.
Bambam’s jaw dropped. "Maribel? My Maribel?"
But just as she was about to give Bambam a lap dance involving a vine and a whole lot of hope, the cave entrance exploded.
"What... what is happening?" Bambam stammered.
Inside, covered in nothing but baby oil and crushed emeralds, was , the most famous exotic dancer in all of Prehistory. She had hair of moss and a tattoo of a volcano that actually erupted when she flexed.