Risk Level: Zero for you. High for your sanity. An inflatable obstacle course on the water. Darkness volunteers as a "living bumper" who will happily take full-force collisions from your rubber raft. The goal? Get to the finish line without being hugged to death by a masochistic crusader in chainmail floaties. Reward: A signed "I survived being grappled by Lalatina" sticker.
★★★ (out of 5 stars, but the missing two stars were blown up by Megumin) Recommendation: Go for the memes. Stay because Vanir stole the exit portal. Konosuba Summer Resort -Mitsuboshil-
Risk Level: Financial Drinks are free. But every beverage is either premium champagne (Aqua’s stash) or suspiciously purple “Axis Ale.” Entertainment includes Aqua performing karaoke while crying about her godly status being wasted on serving drinks to mortals. Hidden quest: If you make her laugh, she gives you a high-grade Eris Pad (stolen from the goddess herself). Risk Level: Zero for you