Jujutsu Shenanigans Script Now

I will end you.

(from Yuji’s mouth, one eye opening on his cheek) If you don’t shut up, I’ll turn this classroom into a bloodbath.

(sighing, rubbing temples) No, Yuji. But if you keep asking, I’ll summon Mahoraga just to escape this conversation.

(smirking, hiding something behind her back) Too late. Jujutsu Shenanigans Script

Rude. And incorrect. My Domain is unlimited fun!

(not looking up from hammering a nail into her desk) Only if we can use yours as a punching bag.

Later, babe. Class dismissed! Don’t forget—shenanigans are the true core of jujutsu. I will end you

(patting Yuji’s head) See? Even the King of Curses loves improv comedy.

(Megumi facepalms. Nobara cackles. Yuji gives Gojo a high-five that accidentally punches a hole through the wall.)

(vanishing and reappearing behind Megumi) Wrong! High-five Technique exists. I made it up just now. It’s called Boogie Woogie Palms . But if you keep asking, I’ll summon Mahoraga

Do it. I dare you.

A messy classroom at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are supposedly “studying” cursed energy theory. Gojo bursts in with a bag of jelly-filled donuts. GOJO (striking a pose in the doorway) Good morning, my adorable little disaster magnets! Who wants to learn about Domain Expansions?

…That is the most Sukuna-finger-licking question you’ve ever asked.