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Perceval gasped. “You defiled the sacred intégrale!”

And so ended the quest for the legendary -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP- —a treasure only Perceval would mourn, and only Kadoc would wipe his boots on.

Arthur sat down again. “You know what? Keep it. I’m going to my chambers to watch an actual DVDRIP of something that makes sense. Like paint drying.” -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP-

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Kadoc entered, chewing noisily. “What? That old thing? I found it near the latrines. It had a note: ‘-FR–DVDRIP-’. Probably means ‘For Rotten—Don’t Retrieve, It’s Pee-soaked.’” Perceval gasped

The round table was, as usual, not very round. Arthur sat slumped, staring at a blank parchment. Perceval burst in, holding a broken clay tablet.

Arthur sighed, stood up, and took the tablet. He turned it over. On the back, scratched in clumsy Latin, was a recipe for turnip stew. “You know what

A long silence. Kadoc stole the tablet back and used it to fan himself.