Oct 31, 1992 – 9:14 AM Just joined the Gryffindor common room Discord. Why is everyone talking about a “Chamber of Secrets”? Is that like a secret level in a video game? #NewHere #MuggleBorn
12:15 PM So… the Chamber is real. The Basilisk is dead. Harry stabbed a diary. And I got un-petrified just in time to see the thread break. Twitter is insane. I love magic. 🧵🧙♂️ EPILOGUE: THE DRIVE ARCHIVE
Harry descends into darkness. The video shakes. A voice – Riddle’s – echoes: “You’re too late, Potter. The Basilisk is already awake.” Then a shriek. Fawkes appears. Sorting Hat. Sword. A massive snake.
10:05 AM I’ve faced serpents before! In Magical Me , chapter 12. Don’t worry, I’ve already written a tweetstorm about how I’ll handle this. (Spoiler: autographs afterward.) Harry Potter E A Camara Secreta Drive Twitter
9:17 AM Replying to @ColinCreeveyHP Wouldn’t you like to know, Mudblood. Some things are better left buried. Unlike your social credit score after I report this thread. 🐍
9:45 AM BREAKING: A suspicious Drive link is circulating. Users who click report seeing old journal entries, handwritten in black ink, and… one page that just says “Riddle.” Mods are deleting as fast as they can. ACT II: THE VIRAL THREAD
– Trending. Archived. Legendary. End.
11:49 AM That’s not me posting. I don’t remember the last three hours. Someone help.
(account created 11:47 AM) 11:47 AM Hello, Hogwarts Twitter. I am Tom Riddle. The Diary. The Heir. And now… the Drive owner. Everything you’ve seen was my design.
12:03 PM Account suspended. Reason: Violating Twitter Rules – Horcrux manipulation, impersonation, and snake-related threats. Oct 31, 1992 – 9:14 AM Just joined
12:01 PM “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” Also, whoever leaked the Drive, please see me in my office. Lemon drop?
9:22 AM The Chamber of Secrets is mentioned in Hogwarts: A History (page 394). It was allegedly created by Salazar Slytherin to purge Muggle-born students. But it’s a myth. Probably. #ActuallyItsAHistory
11:52 AM I’m in the girls’ bathroom. Moaning Myrtle just showed me the sink. There’s a tunnel. Going live on Periscope. #NewHere #MuggleBorn 12:15 PM So… the Chamber is real
10:13 AM I didn’t ask to speak snake. I didn’t ask for any of this. And I definitely didn’t leak the Drive. But I’m going down to that Chamber. Follow my finsta for updates. ACT III: THE CONFRONTATION (LIVE-TWEETED)
9:31 AM I found something. A link. I don’t know who sent it. It’s a Google Drive folder. The title is just: 🗝️⚡️📂