Soundbites: H3

Ethan opened his mouth, but for once, nothing came out. He looked lost.

“You see?” Ethan finally said, wiping his eyes. “You see what you’re dealing with? You’re not arguing with me. You’re arguing with a goblin, a failed DJ, a silent genius, and thirty thousand soundbites.” h3 soundbites

Tonight’s episode was a minefield. Ethan Klein was already pacing behind the desk, rubbing his hands together with a manic glint in his eye. He had just read a tweet from a YouTuber he’d never met, and it had awakened something primal. Ethan opened his mouth, but for once, nothing came out

The crew behind the cameras lost it. Zach, the other soundbite lord, choked on his Red Bull. Dan, the producer, pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. Ethan’s rage melted into a grin. The tension shattered. “You see what you’re dealing with