“Ancient Egypt,” Penny said. “Level 2-3, to be precise. The zombie is using the taco’s power to hop timelines.”
“MY TACO TUESDAY TACO!” Dave shrieked.
“He’s adapting,” Penny warned.
Back on the lawn, the sun was setting. Penny sighed. “You ate a taco that traveled through four timelines. You’ll probably glow for a week.” Gameefacts.blogspot.com Plants Vs Zombies 2
Dave didn’t hesitate. He threw a single Kernel-pult’s butter at the zombie’s face, grabbed the taco fragment, and ate it himself.
The portals closed.
Dave patted his stomach. “Worth it. Hey — do you think that zombie just wanted to try a Tuesday, too?” “Ancient Egypt,” Penny said
He remembered a Gameefacts tip: “In Pirate Seas, use Spring Bean + Blover to wipe whole lanes. Also, don’t trust the plank gaps.”
Dave grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds and a Pea Shooter pot. “Let’s go.”
The zombie charged.
They fought through three waves of robotic zombies. At the last moment, the Conehead — almost intelligent now — looked at Dave, then at the taco crumb in his hand.
Penny scanned the zombie. “Unlikely. That taco is emitting chronal energy. That zombie stole it from a temporal rift you accidentally left open after last week’s burrito incident.”
The battle was fierce. Mummies rose from the sand. Tombstones spawned Explorer Zombies with torches. But Dave knew the Gameefacts secrets: “In Ancient Egypt, always bring Iceberg Lettuce to put out torches. And never, ever forget Grave Buster.” “He’s adapting,” Penny warned
Dave snapped a Snapdragon into a row. “So we get smarter.”