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“One man… one ticket machine that only takes exact change… and 12 tons of prehistoric road rage.”

“You’re gonna need a bigger ticket stub.”

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“Sir, this is a no-idling zone. Also? I’m going to eat your clipboard.” funny cartoonporn

(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.)

“Tip your valet. Or else.”

“I should’ve worked at Chuck E. Cheese .” “One man… one ticket machine that only takes

(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)

(Opening shot: Dramatic, Oscar-bait music. A lone valet stands in an underground garage. A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot.)

“In a world…”

“The Trailer for ‘Jurassic Parking: A Valet’s Nightmare’”

(Cut to a raptor learning to use a turn signal — incorrectly. It just claws the light off.)