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The machine works 60% of the time, every time. The other 40% of the time, it mistakes a gray sock for a cat and fires it across the room at 40mph. We have found three socks on the roof.
Doofy is our in-house "Innovation Officer" (his words, not ours). He doesn’t write standard project briefs. He writes manifestos on napkins. He doesn’t use project management software; he uses a wall of sticky notes that is slowly taking over the breakroom.
If you’re new here, you might be wondering: Who is Doofy? Is he a genius? A menace? A guy who simply has too much access to soldering irons and 3D printers? Doofy--39-s Projects
Using a Raspberry Pi, a color sensor, and a series of pneumatic tubes originally designed for a hamster cage, the machine scans a sock, identifies its pattern, and launches it into the appropriate bin (Stripes, Dots, Solid, or "Existential Crisis").
The Management (reluctantly) Date: April 16, 2026 The machine works 60% of the time, every time
The FAA has been called. Not by us—by the neighbor who saw a flying robot steal a stick of butter from his windowsill. The drone returned with the butter, a jury summons, and no sandwich.
Doofy reminds us that projects aren’t just about deliverables and deadlines. They’re about curiosity. They’re about asking, "What if?" even when the answer is clearly, "Please don't." Doofy is our in-house "Innovation Officer" (his words,
A physical whiteboard connected to an Arduino and a modified robotic arm. You write your three daily tasks on the board. If a task is not checked off by 5:00 PM, the arm extends and delivers a gentle (but humiliating) slap to the back of your head.
A small, octocopter drone programmed with a flight path to the fridge, a magnetic gripper for the handle, and a weight sensor calibrated specifically for a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich.
Inside Doofy’s Workshop: Chaos, Code, and Creative Catastrophes
