Crypt Custodian Guide

You play as – a mischievous, trash-talking cat who dies (offscreen, but fairly) and is sent to the afterlife by the stoic, bureaucratic King of the Afterlife. Pluto's punishment? Eternal servitude as the Crypt's Custodian. Armed with a dustpan-shaped weapon and a surprisingly powerful spray bottle, you must scrub, sweep, and fight your way through the sprawling, interconnected realms of the dead. The Broom and the Bullet Hell At its core, Crypt Custodian blends Zelda -like dungeon exploration with Enter the Gungeon -inspired bullet hell combat. Pluto attacks with a melee dustpan swipe and a ranged water spray, but the real star is the enemy patterns. Every ghost, skeleton, and lost soul fires intricate, colorful arrays of projectiles. Dodging, weaving, and sweeping through these patterns feels less like a brawler and more like a dance – a surprisingly serene one, given you're mopping ectoplasm off ethereal floors.

In the crowded graveyard of indie metroidvanias, Crypt Custodian stands out not just for its charm, but for a simple, ingenious hook: What if the afterlife needed a janitor? Crypt Custodian

But more than that, it's a game about finding purpose in the mundane. Pluto didn't die a hero. He died a cat who knocked over one too many urns. Yet in scrubbing floors and helping ghosts fold their metaphysical laundry, he builds a community, makes friends, and learns that even an eternity of cleaning can be meaningful if you're doing it for someone else. You play as – a mischievous, trash-talking cat

If you like Hollow Knight 's exploration but wish it had Animal Crossing 's heart, Crypt Custodian is your afterlife. Bring a mop. Bring some tissues (for the feels). And definitely bring your cat – they'll want to see what happens after nine lives are up. Crypt Custodian is available on PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation, and Xbox. Armed with a dustpan-shaped weapon and a surprisingly