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OM NOM NOM.

— Cookie Monster (Currently wearing powdered sugar as cologne) If you see me eating a carrot? No you didn't. That was a green cookie. Very rare.

But me friend say: No, Cookie. Let them cool. They taste better. Cookie Monster

And... gulp .

Posted by Cookie Monster on Wednesday, 11:47 AM OM NOM NOM

Me hand say: Pick it up.

You see, yesterday, me make cookies. Chocolate chip. Me favorite kind (don't tell oatmeal raisin, but oatmeal raisin is just a cookie in disguise ). When they come out of oven? Oh boy. Warm. Gooey. Chips all melty. That was a green cookie

So me do. Me NOM. Me MUNCH. Me CRUNCH.

Me brain say: They cool enough.

Hello, friends. It is me, Cookie Monster. You know, blue guy. Round eyes. Slightly furry. Very passionate about baked goods.

Me say: Better? Than cookie? That is scientifically impossible.