Relax, Han. We’re just… appreciating your culture. And by appreciating, I mean screenshotting.
(deadpan) Great. That’ll buy us one hinge and a sad lock. We’re basically Fort Knox with frosting.
Girls! Girls! I have brilliant idea. My mother send me secret family recipe—Phở 2000. Very special. Very expensive broth. 2 Broke Girl Vietsub Season 3
I don’t know what you just said, but it sounded like jail time.
That’s illegal. And also brilliant. Let’s do it. Relax, Han
The diner, late afternoon. MAX (wiping down the counter) and CAROLINE (calculating on a napkin) are working. HAN (their boss) is watching Vietnamese cooking videos on his phone.
No, no. You misunderstand. I want YOU to cook phở for me. I pay you $8 an hour plus all the leftover noodles you can fit in your bra. (deadpan) Great
You just had a stroke in word form.
"Mùa 3 – Tập 4: Công Thức Phở Và Thảm Họa Tài Chính" (Translation: "Season 3 – Episode 4: The Phở Recipe and Financial Disaster") Want me to continue this episode or write a different Vietsub-themed scene for Season 3?
(They sneak a photo of Han’s phone. Subtitles appear in Vietnamese: "Max và Caroline lên kế hoạch ăn cắp công thức phở." )